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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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