Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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