I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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