My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
It was confusing and full of hummus
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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