found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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