Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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