Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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