Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Randomize
