He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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