RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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