Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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