Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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