your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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