Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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