I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
