We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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