remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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