I have demons in me.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
