you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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