My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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