I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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