i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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