East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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