these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Randomize
