Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
is that a dick in a sweater?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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