super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
This baby is an asshole
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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