so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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