I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
i out mim tonsoeep
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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