How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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