I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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