I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
We left the knife in your bed.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
You were trust falling into bushes
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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