I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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