East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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