Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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