how can u be prego again
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
