Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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