This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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