Quick, to the slutcave!
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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