I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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