he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
What a dumb baby whore.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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