i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I party with great urgency now.
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