school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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