I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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