youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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