question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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