is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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