You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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