if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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