I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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