I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Holy sore nipples Batman
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