NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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